Ferst of orl i'm starting of wif a histery of the hammsters whot of livd in the storige crate wot i live in now and so her's herbert an thay orl thort herbert wos a boy hammster untill thay spottid too neet lines of nipples. and no willy. so her's herbert.
Akshully she's lukin to see if ther's any tea in that fing wot looks like the iner of a woshing mashine but is in fakt a cuttlerey tidyer-upper from IKEA. i'll put up anuther pic of herbert tomoro.