my humun's got a new loo brush

an after i'd gon to oll that efort to sculpt the old wun like this:


and not onley is the new wun a new wun but it livs in a contaner wher i carnt get at it onestly sum peeple are just never satisfid

this bit of portry cums curtesy of edward monkton whot has a weebbsite her an i think hees rarther wunderful to

helo everbode

i'm just havin a gess here but i'm gessin that moast of the mammals whot reed this blogg is humun rarther than uther hammsters cos for moast of us can rite on a keebord but we isunt that keen on reedinge. I chewed up a book wunce but it wosunt a ver gud wun and giv me indergestshun but the bits com in handy for my bedd. i pooped in my humun's barth yesterday serv her rite for wreckin my bed under the preetext of cleenin out my storij crayte.

enyway her's anuther vid to sho yu how talenttid we hammsters is:

orltho this is abowt ginee pigs the mor edukayted amung yew will notis that ther sownd track is atsherly the hamster dance

And her is filkins

this is filkins he was a russian dwarf whot used to liv in the uther storij crate i dont no if my humun has eny storij crates with normul things in but i dout it sumhow

he had a frend corled pickwick who ran too farst to get eny photos tayken tho my humun has lots of pics of 'wher the hammster wos' or 'blury vew of hammster tail' or 'vew of stair carpit'

filkins was in fakt a proper sibeerian hammster and not a rat as menshuned in this eppisode of fawlty towers